As quoted by "Nora Charles" on alt.fan.pratchett on Fri, 14 Dec 2001 04:33:15 MET:
"Bother!" said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and garroted another passing proletarian.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read yet another `Pooh' tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he paid £5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin refused to swallow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the truck backed over his head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he emptied the mag on full auto!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he held the can of mace backwards.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ulf destroyed his medial ligaments.
"Bother!" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as "Critical" error was displayed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as "Formatting Drive C" appeared on the screen.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he flooded the dorm with nerve gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found his old SS uniform still fit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he parked the white Bronco.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached down to get the soap.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sent another AreaFix message.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tossed the bloody glove behind Kato's house.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his computer crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his g-spot fell off.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Moniter blew up in his face.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his network froze.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar uttered "Et tu Poohtus?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows crashed *again*.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, "these people are evil."
"Bother!" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dax's cold hands made him jump in bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he SWIPED a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to death.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he concealed his KGB connections.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet.".
"Bother!" cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off.
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder..
"Bother!" said Pooh and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh and nuked Iraq!.
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh and put a fresh magazine in his Glok
"Bother!" said Pooh and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again..
"Bother!" said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder..
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch..
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the fine print.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him..
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire..
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe..
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader
"Bother!" said Pooh as the leghold trap snapped shut on his ankle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother," said Pooh when he only got two numbers right...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother," said Pooh, waxing poetic.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed......
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his printer went haywire.
"Bother," said Pooh, blowing up the liquor store.
"Bother," said Pooh, contemplating his navel.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, downing his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother," said Pooh, hiding Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, prying the cat off his face.
"Bother," said Pooh, reaching for the Thesaurus.
"Bother," said Pooh, rebooting again.
"Bother," said Pooh, refilling the syringe.
"Bother," said Pooh, slapping his neighbor silly.
"Bother," said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to raise a vein.
"Bother," said Pooh, walking into the wall again.
"Bother," signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language.
"Bother," said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as the rotors flew out of his Mazda
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh as antimatter containment was lost
"Bother," said Pooh as the Klingons attacked again
"Bother," said Pooh as me returned again.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was mounted from behind by a toothless redneck
"Bother," said Pooh as T.V. went down *AGAIN*
"Bother," said Pooh as he couldn't figure out who "me" was
"Bother," said Pooh as Elvis drew a knife on him.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons
"Bother," said Pooh when Christopher refused to swallow
"Bother," said Pooh as he re-lit his joint
"Bother," said Pooh as he was captured by Smurf Commandos
"Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother," Said Pooh, as Jim Bolger was re-elected.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Carl Mills started another BBS
"Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as he noticed he was dead
"Bother," said Pooh as his Spaceship crashed at Roswell
"Bother," said Pooh as his sub exploded.
"mphffr," said Pooh when his lips got stuck together
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked in vain for a nudist club
"Bother," said Pooh as <> laughed at him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the local SysOp locked him out.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had a feeling of Deja vu
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped Bio-Chips into him
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
"Bother," said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Tigger in the head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he met Piglet's evil twin.
